excuse me ma'am, but I seem to have misplaced my penis...
10.24.01 - 8:48 p.m. paper 2 is done. turned in. yay. the draft of paper 3 is due next Wendsday, which is Holloween. I have to be in class on Holloween. FUCK. And I can't skip it, for there is a draft due. I am Displeased. Maybe she'll let us go early...? I do not know. Fox and I went to see a chiropractor today for free, which was good. L'anglais saw fit to arrive today, which was most emphatically NOT good. I don't know which I prefer. Don't mind me-- I'm dead here like all the other dead little Nazis. Sieg what the bloody hell... no no no. I wish I could find my penis. I seem to have misplaced it. At the moment I far prefer it to this insufferable womb. When I was being born, the nurse swore up and down that I'd had a cock just a moment ago... Were I a changeling, that would explain so fucking much. Goodnight. The library is closing.
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