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2001-06-12 - 4:49 p.m. THIS is hilarious! Bizarre Theory Behind Littleton Massacre WILDOMAR, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A pagan priestess in California claims Tuesday's school massacre in Littleton, Colorado, might have been triggered by some sort of psychic energy from beyond the grave. High Priestess Brenda Matarazzo of Wildomar, California, claims that since the massacre took place on the 110th anniversary of Adolf Hitler's birth, it's possible spirits of dead Nazi soldiers coordinated the shooting from beyond the grave as a grisly birth!day present to the Fuhrer. Matarazzo says the current Kosovo crisis is weakening the "psychic energy" of everyone on the planet -- especially teenagers who are susceptible to possessions by evil spirits who force the teens to commit violent acts. Although it's too late to prevent the Littleton massacre, Matarazzo says parents of teens might want to give them a "purification bath" in salt, lavender and sage to protect from possible possession. NewsMax Saturday April 24,1999 *** Not All dead nazis are so bad... Most of 'em are more interested not to get into that nasty mess ever again. Funny, the things that can happen to you when you don't pay attention. Turn around to find your jackboot on someone's neck and lightning bolts on your collar; no conception of how they got there!! "This time, the bands were real!!" -'Good'.
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