That was Moody and Depressing. Have this instead. It is something from a late night babble avec le Sophia. Cossie and Eppy and Andre are mine. Fred, the National Gaurd, and the grenade were Sophia. And of course, we are our blessed selves...

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sillyursula: The only thing more frightening than Enjolras on a barricade with a carbine is Cosette on a barricade with a carbine. Write, by all means.

rabsiquinn: heh heh heh... how about Cosette posessed by the spirit of Dead Enjolras?

sillyursula: Ack!

sillyursula: If I had a Marius with me right now, he would have just fled in terror....

Cosette: *hears the people sing in her sleep*

Cosette: *turns her icy glare on Sophia* Will you rise up and join your brothers and sisters, Citoyenne?

sillyursula: *shudders* You couldn't have a nice, normal, absinthe-chugging 'sette....ohhhh no, you had to host a psycho.

Eponine: *Dives for the bottle*

sillyursula: I would, but I've got this trick leg....

FRED (Enjolras, the Revolutionary ghost!): *thinks that finally someone is making sense around here. Glares disdainfully at Sophia and Eponine, though.*

Cosette: then you can be part of the revolution at home-- writing pamphlets, making lint and bandages, stirring the people... *nods sagaciously at Fred*

Eponine: *guzzles*

sillyursula: The people generally respond better if they're shaken, not stirred.

Fred: *aims his gun at Sophia* She's able of body. It's only her mind that's diseased. To arms, citoyens!

Cosette: *cheers! waves a carbine in one hand, a red flag in the other.*

sillyursula: *hides behind Rabbit*

rabsiquinn: *Hides behind Eponine*

Eponine: *drinks, oblivious* mon bras si dodu, ma jambe bien fait...

Fred: *begins piling furniture about the cowering girls to build a barricade* Silence, you drunken cow!

Eponine: I'm not a cow, I'm a cab, and If I'm not afraid of her, I'm sure as satan not afraid of you, a man. *drinks more* et temps, temps perdu...

Cosette: Ponine! silence before the republic! *glares, tears up paving stones. breaks a nail. bites lip, but keeps tearing*

Fred: *stacks paving stones on Ponine's head*

Eponine: *bites his ankles*

rabsiquinn: *hides behind absinthe*

Fred: Citizeness, shut your mouth! *hurried glance @ Cos* Not you.

Cossie: *was too busy hurling threats and challenges at the antional gaurd to hear*

Eponine: *shuts her mouth-- and her teeth-- upon his leg, hard.*

Fred: *shoots Eponine*

sillyursula: *screams and crawls under the bed*

Eponine: *doesn't care, having died upon barricades traditionally*

Cosette: *kisses Eponine on the forehead, goes back to building barricade.*

Eponine: *feels it, though dead. aww.*

rabsiquinn: *joins Sophia*

NG: *shout threats back at Cos and Fred*

Cosette: DIE OPRESSIVE MONARCHIST SCUM!!!! *fires!*

NG: VIVE LE ROI! *return fire. Some fall, some will live.....*

Fred: VIVE LA REPUBLIQUE! *fires at random*

Cosette: *throws hand grenade (hand grenade!?)*

grenade: *explodes! Kills leader of National Guard and takes out two walls of Sophia's house*

sillyursula: *under the bed, wonders if Andre has ever read Boy Meets Boy*

Andre: *hasn't...*

Cossette: *makes Xena blood-curdling amazon noise*

Andre: *also under bed. not taking chances with /femmy/ republicans!*

rabsiquinn: *buries head under sandman comic book*

sillyursula: *whispers* is here in case he ever gets bored and wants to read. Sophia enjoys the sidekicks, though she doesn't much care about the main characters.

Fred: *Not to be outdone, flashes glowing blue eyes and causes lightening to strike multiple guardsmen at once*

Cosette: *is impressed, raises arms; the Earth opens up and swallows national gaurd whole!!*

Fred: *bellows* AND DON'T COME BACK!

Cosette: *Crows. The Republic is Won!!*

Fred: *Declares himself head of the provisional government*

rabsiquinn: *crawls off to bed, having been swallowed up by Morpheus. shouldn't have hidden in the dreaming...*

sillyursula: *collapses dead, anyhow. Good night *

Cosette: *declares herself Equally Head, as it is Equality of les Citoyens et Citoyennes...*

rabsiquinn: *hugs* nighty! *sails away*

***

And that was that.

<<agé chose>>

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