Ugh. My joystick and turbo buttons are toggled to bits. Video arcade Rabbit game, where various and sundry Boys Invisible take turns playing for as long as the tokens hold out.

Poor Marone died of Hunger. "PURPLE RABBIT NEEDS FOOD BADLY!!" tones an ominous computer voice from the depths of the machine.

"Damn!" The winecask slams the console and curses loudly in French as she drops cups and yougurt all over herself. The points drain away from his score, and The Voice announces, "PURPLE RABBIT HAS DIED!!"

"Merde!"

"Give over, drunkard." It's Alan-Arnaud's turn.

"WELCOME, RED RABBIT!!" And none too soon, for no sooner does he drop his tokens in the slot but the Big Boss arrives. OOOOH! But Alan is Skilled in this game. He gets points for Aquiring leave to refuel-- "No fair!" protests Marone.

"Shut up, cask. If you'd fed her anything other than ice cream, yougurt, and wafflecones all day, maybe you'd have a leg to stand on. You know she's already got a 2 point penalty for Severe Malnutrition."

"Fuck you, sun god."

Alan ignores him. He gets all the way to un-poverty and back to face the Big Boss before the Boss uses his Super Move-- the Ultimatum.

tap the "A" button repeatedly to prevent histrionic outbursts and/or tears.

"RED RABBIT HAS DEAFEATED THE EMOTIONAL OUTBURST!!"

about a million points to the score, and maybe six health points left, when the Big Boss fianlly leaves. Alan does a victory dance. Even though he gets his character killed once she is home, succumbing to Online Temptations.

Marone's turn again. Clink clink, go the coins.

He plays the Path of Indulgence. Root beer float fortifies, parler with the Fox, money to violin players, presents for people, flirting with cute and a damn sweet time.

He died, by losing the Artifact: Apartment Key. Take 500 points Embarrassment damage trying to get it back from the Bean's house.

So really don't know who is playing me now. Maybe they got bored and gave up for the evening. Ah well. There went the Voice.

"GAME OVER."

<<agé chose>>

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